Saturday, May 9, 2020

Transient Suburbia: Chapters 3-5

Enjoy chapters 3-5 of my novel! More here on what this is all about. 


Chapter Three

Time always seemed to go faster for Harper when she had a deadline and a seemingly undoable task to complete. Harper attempted to write her first letter to her pen pal several times during the week. She completed her other homework first and then tried to write. Her parents wouldn’t let them watch television while doing homework but they were allowed to listen to music. Harper had a record player and small stereo in her bedroom. She tried writing while listening to her favorite album, #1 Record by Big Star. It was also one of her dad’s favorites too, and she listened to it all the time. Music was her second favorite thing and she liked her parents’ old records more than the music her friends and siblings listened to. Her friends thought it was weird; she just liked what she liked.
She threw away each of her attempts at a first letter. She wasn’t sure how to start or what to say to this boy she didn’t know. His sheet wasn’t particularly helpful; the only tv shows they had in common were ALF, Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, and Webster. He liked Transformers, He-Man, and Ewoks; she liked Rainbow Brite and Jem. She didn’t know any of the bands he liked; she knew Metallica because her older brother listened to them. She was a little scared of those songs; they were loud and aggressive so music was out too. Mrs. Henderson told them to start simply and that seemed to be the problem. Harper didn’t know how to start simply. Or at all.
Her family had been no help. They thought it was funny that she had been assigned a boy as her pen pal. Her sister, Flannery, called Ben Harper’s boyfriend and made kissing noises anytime she saw Harper trying to write to the letter. Flannery was so obnoxious (another word she had recently learned) and mean. Her parents both tried to help but Harper knew they thought it was funny so she ignored their advice. Walker, her brother, offered to help her if Ben liked sports but she didn’t know if he did or not. At least Walker was trying. Her friends weren’t as into the whole pen pal thing to begin with; they wrote their letters in no time and didn’t stress over it like Harper. She was the only one in her class to be matched with an opposite gendered pen pal. No one else thought it was a problem.
Harper knew she was making this more difficult than it needed to be. She knew she was a good writer (for a nine year old) and she was a pretty interesting person. She lived in several states, had twins for siblings, and read a ton of books. There had to be things to say that didn’t seem like she was trying too hard or was still mad about the whole boy pen pal thing. She put on the Big Star record again (her dad let her keep some of her favorites in her room) and got out a new sheet of paper. She had been writing her drafts on regular notebook paper in pencil but decided to use the stationery from her kit this time. Maybe that had been the problem all along; she was using the wrong supplies. She picked up her black Bic pen and began again.

Dear Benjamin, September 22, 1988
My name is Harper and I’m your pen pal. I’m 9 years old and live in Dothan, Alabama. I go to Carver Elementary School. I like to read and write and listen to old records. My favorite record is by Big Star, a band my dad really likes. What kind of music do you like?
I don’t play any sports but my big brother plays baseball. I guess he’s good. I like to cheer for him at games. My sister is on the dance team and is a trail maid. Do y’all have trail maids where you live? They are twins, my brother and sister.
What is your school like? Do you have any brothers or sisters?
I don’t have anything else to say for now. Hope that you are ok and that you will write me back.
Your new friend,
Harper

Harper looked over her work. She was sure that she had spelled some words wrong but overall, this was her best attempt at a first letter. It was short and friendly enough. She asked some good questions and shared a little bit about herself. That’s what Mrs. Henderson said to do. She folded the letter and placed it in the envelope. She didn’t seal it since she had to share the letter the next day in class. Mrs. Henderson would probably be able to help her if it was terrible.
She tucked the letter into her new Lisa Frank homework folder and picked up her book. She was almost done with James and the Giant Peach. She had Beezus and Ramona to start next. Her sister had just given her a collection of The Baby-Sitters Club since Flannery was “too old” for the books now. Harper forgot about her letter as she lost herself in the adventures of James and his insect friends.


Chapter Four
On Fridays Flannery and Walker both picked up Harper at school. The three of them went to the Dairy Queen at the edge of their neighborhood for a sundae before heading home. Harper usually looked forward to this outing with her siblings; they paid attention to her and treated her less like a pet than normal. She was very aware of not being a part of the twins’ world. Flannery had a mean girl personality, but she had her nice moments too. The trio all got along more than any of her friends did with their brothers and sisters. Her mother was always so proud of how close her children were with one another.
Flannery and Walker were already outside waiting when Harper finally emerged from the building. She stayed back again to talk with Mrs. Henderson about her letter. Mrs. Henderson assured her that the letter was fine and that she was overthinking the whole pen pal project. She told Harper to have fun with it and be herself. Harper was such a serious little girl and Mrs. Henderson wanted her less serious.
Her rainbow book bag weighed heavily on her shoulders as she walked towards her siblings. Walker noticed immediately. “What’s wrong, Harp? Did someone say something about your glasses again?” Harper had recently gotten glasses and was not adjusting to her new look.
“No. Nobody notices anymore. I’m just mad about my pen pal still.” Harper and her siblings started walking to the Dairy Queen.
Flannery sighed, “You have got to let that go. So you got a boy for a pen pal. It’s not the worst thing that could happen. Maybe he’ll be really nice and cute. And you’ll get your first boyfriend.”
“Boyfriends are stupid.” Harper didn’t want a boyfriend, just a friend.
Walker stopped and knelt down to talk to Harper, “You are the most serious nine year old on the planet. You must chill. You’re smart and funny, so just be yourself. It’s supposed to be fun. Have fun.” Walker understood his younger sister much more than Flannery. She was not going to be the popular girl at school; she was going to be most likely to succeed and a famous writer. However, he needed his little sister to lighten up. She was going to get an ulcer.
“Whatever you say. Can I get extra sprinkles today?” Harper wanted an end to this conversation.
Walker laughed; there was fun Harper. “Of course. Today is an extra sprinkles kind of day. We’ll all get extra sprinkles.”
Harper loved her brother best. She would never admit it to anyone but it was true. He always wanted extra sprinkles.

The house smelled like cabbage when they walked in. Harper wrinkled her nose in disgust and Flannery made a face. Her mom made cabbage at least once a week but it was never on a consistent day so it always caught the Monroe children off guard. They couldn’t get away from it. Harper suspected this was her mother’s goal all along. She made them each eat a helping or they couldn’t be excused. It was the worst.
“Harper, honey, you got some mail today. I put it on your desk. Walker, can you take Barney for a walk? Flannery, please set the table before you jump on the phone.” Her mother rattled off things before actually greeting them. It was her way; she worked as an office manager for a local insurance company and tended to list things all the time. Harper walked into the kitchen, bookbag still on. Her mother gave her a quick hug hello before returning to chopping vegetables.
“Who is it from?” Harper took a carrot from the pile.
“Who is what from?” Her mother, Kathleen, smiled at her but didn’t know what Harper was talking about.
“You said I got mail. Who is it from?”
“I don’t know, honey. I didn’t look. Why don’t you go check? Then you can come help me with dinner.”
“Ok.” Harper made her way to her room. Her bedroom was bigger in this house. She had a Rainbow Brite comforter that her sister said was babyish, but Harper loved, and a bunch of pillows. Harper had an unnecessarily large number of pillows on her bed. They made her feel like a queen. She also had a bookcase that was packed full of books and records and a small desk where she did her homework. Stuffed animals lived in one corner and she had a Lego collection that may or may not be out of control. She and her brother built things together; he was going to be an architect and thought Lego building was good practice.
The envelope was sitting on the edge of her desk. It wasn’t her birthday or any holiday so she knew it wasn’t from any of her grandparents or aunts. None of her friends sent her mail; Sophie’s birthday party invitations were handed out at school. Could it be from her pen pal? It seemed too soon to be from her pen pal but who else could it be?
She approached her desk carefully. The envelope was white with geometric shapes on it just like ones she had received in her kit. It was definitely from her pen pal. Harper sat at her desk and picked up the envelope. Her pen pal had very neat cursive handwriting for a boy. It was even and the loops in the letters were just the right size. There was a slight flourish with the “M” in her last name. He also connected some of the shapes on the envelope. It wasn’t that there was a new picture; it just looked like he was doodling.
This was it; her first pen pal letter. She was excited and worried all at the same time. She didn’t think she’d get a letter before mailing hers but here it was. Now her letter would seem weird but she couldn’t take it back. She opened the envelope carefully. She didn’t want to rip the letter. The same neat cursive writing stared back at her.

Dear Harper, Sept, 15. 1988
My name is Benjamin Riggs but everyone calls me Ben. My big brother calls me Benny but only cause he likes that song “Benny and the Jets.” You can call me Ben or Benny I guess. I live in Milwaukee in a big house that my grandpa built. We have a tree house in the backyard that my dad built; I keep comic books and my Transformers there.
I don’t play sports because I’m clumsy. I broke my arm during tee ball. My mom says sports aren’t for everyone. I play guitar and piano instead. I like music and Transformers and comic books. What do girls like to do? Do you like play Barbie or something?
I’m reading “James and the Giant Peach” right now. Have you heard of that book? It’s good but there are some scary parts. Do you like to read?
I hope you’ll write to me soon. I don’t mind that you’re a girl. I think it’s kind of cool to have a girl pen pal.
Sincerely,
Ben Riggs

Harper wasn’t sure what to think of her new pen pal. He sounded nice and had such wonderful handwriting. She traced the loops with her finger. Her handwriting wasn’t that nice and she practiced all the time. But there was the Barbie thing. She hated Barbies. Of course, he wouldn’t know that. Harper exhaled and inhaled and exhaled again. This might not be so bad. He was reading the same book as her and admitted that some of it scared him; it scared her too. Now she had a hook, something they could talk about.

This whole pen pal thing was going to work. Harper wasn’t nervous about it anymore. She could have a boy pen pal. She and Ben were going to get along. She really wanted to know about that treehouse.

She knew she was supposed to be helping her mother with dinner but she wanted to get started on her next letter. She had some ideas and she wanted to get them down before she forgot them.

Harper took pen to paper and started her next letter. She was so engrossed in her writing, asking questions, describing her house, and her siblings she forgot about going to help her mother. This one was easier to write and she felt free to be who she was. She lost track of time and didn’t stop writing until her mother called her for dinner. She signed her name and quickly folded the letter and placed it in a new envelope. She’d address it later.

Something told Harper that she had found a new best friend.


Chapter Five
1988-1989, Fourth Grade
Dear Ben, September 30, 1988
I got your first letter after I sent my first letter so I couldn’t answer your questions. Hopefully, you’ve gotten my letter by now. How are you? How’s school? What kinds of music do you play?
I don’t play sports either but it’s because I don’t like them. My older brother plays baseball. I think I already told you that. I go to games and cheer for him with my parents. My sister goes with us but she always sits with her friends. I don’t play with Barbies but I do have Jem and the Holograms dolls. I mostly build stuff with Legos and read. My friends and I like to roller skate.
Are you done with  “James and the Giant Peach”? I read the end last night. My mother never should have bought me a reading light. I always stay up past bedtime reading. Miss Spider is my favorite character. I like the part where James rescues Centipede from the ocean - it was scary but exciting. I’m starting on “The Witches” next and some Judy Blume books. What else do you like to read?
What’s your treehouse like? Do you get to sleep in it ever? We can’t have a treehouse because we move a lot.
Your friend,
Harper

Dear Harper, October 9, 1988
Wow we both just finished “James and the Giant Peach”! That's awesome. I like the part with the sharks and when the aunts get in trouble at the end. Grasshopper is my favorite. I haven’t read “The Witches” but maybe I will soon. I mostly read comic books and stuff my older brother shares with me. He just gave me some books based on the “Star Wars” movies; they’re pretty cool.
My dad makes me play classical old music. It’s ok I guess. I want to learn rock songs on my guitar. I’ve been trying to listen and play along but it’s not that easy. My mom says I can take some guitar lessons for fun this year if I keep up my classical piano lessons. I told her I would but so far no guitar lessons. Maybe for my birthday in December. When is your birthday?
You like Legos? I have a bunch of them. My brother and I like to build tanks and planes. He got a castle set for his birthday and we’ve been working on it for a few weeks now. We keep it in the treehouse. What do you build? Sorry about the Barbies; a lot of girls I know have them.
Why do you move so much? We’ve always lived here in the same house. Maybe you could get a treehouse that could some way be moved. I don’t know how that would work but I’m sure they make them. My treehouse kinda looks like my house. My dad had one of those treehouses from the back of a magazine when he was a kid. When we moved into our house, he built us a treehouse that was bigger and better than the one he had. Or at least that’s what he always tells us. It’s pretty big. My friends and me get to sleep in it in the summer. My mom always worries that I’ll fall out of it when I’m sleeping and break my arm again.
Later,
Ben

“Hangin’ Tough” blared from the speakers at Roller Skating Paradise. The album was released right after the school year started. Sophie, Harper’s best friend, listened to it on repeat ever since, much to Harper’s dismay. Even her birthday party was New Kids On The Block themed, right down to the pictures of Jordan, Joey, Jonathan, Danny, and Donnie on the cake. Harper didn’t particularly like the New Kids, but it wasn’t her birthday party. She didn’t want to be a bad friend and say anything mean about it.
Sophie’s party was the first birthday party of the school year and it was the first girl/boy party anyone in their class had ever thrown. All of their class was invited and just about everyone came. Harper skated around the rink expertly, spying her mom and Sophie’s mom manning the snack table. A group of boys were clustered around the table, throwing popcorn at one another. Mrs. Monroe shooed them back out to the skating rink. Harper caught up with Sophie, Kelly, and Tiffany, her closest friends. They were dressed in various shades of pink, purple, and teal. Harper thought they looked like a Lisa Frank folder come to life. The girls were whispering and giggling about something.
“Why are we whispering?” Harper asked as she joined the group.
“We’re deciding who’s going to couple skate with who,” Sophie replied. “It’s coming up in two songs.”
“How do you know when it’s going to be?” Harper hated couple skates.
“Sophie asked the DJ.” Kelly said matter of factly.
“Aren’t they guys just supposed to ask? Or are you in charge of it somehow?” Harper hoped her friends left her out of it.
“Well since it’s my birthday, I should get to skate with who I want to. I pick Jay.” Sophie had had a huge crush on Jay ever since they were assigned as science partners at the beginning of the school year.
“Claire’s going to skate with Mark and Tiffany with Tommy.” Sophie turned to skate backward to face her friends. She was the best at backward skating of the group.
“That just leaves you, Harper,” Claire laughed a little as she said this. She knew Harper hated the idea of couple skates.
“I think I’ll help our moms get the cake ready. It’s almost time for us to have cake and to open presents.” Harper tried to deflect the conversation away from her participation.
“No you aren’t. All of us have to couple skate. That’s the rule.” Sophie was in bossy birthday girl mode. Harper knew she would lose the argument so she opted to play along and ask for a good skating partner.
“Fine. Just pick someone who’s not a dork for me.” Harper sighed.
“Peter!” The three girls said at the same time.
Harper blushed. It was dark in the rink so she didn’t think anyone noticed. Her friends knew she liked Peter, so of course they would arrange it so that she would skate with him. He was the smartest boy in class, although Harper had the highest GPA, and was cute in a preppy sort of way. He was wearing a pink Polo shirt and Bugle Boy jeans, the uniform of choice for the boys in her class. His brown hair was brushed to the side so he looked kind of like DJ’s boyfriend on Full House. He sat next to Harper in class and always borrowed pencils from her. Mrs. Henderson never paired them up, much to Harper’s disappointment.
“Great,” she replied. The group skated through the next song, ending over by where the boys were skating. The DJ changed records from another New Kids song to a song Harper had never heard before. She knew it was an old song but couldn’t place it.
“Alright all you lovebirds out there, it’s time for a couple skate. If you’re not a couple, please move out of the rink until the end of the song,” the DJ’s voice boomed over the song’s opening chords.
Harper’s friends started to pair off as Lou Reed’s “Satellite of Love” played. Even though Harper didn’t know the song she immediately loved it. She was trying to figure out some of the lyrics so she could ask her dad about it later; he was good at helping her figure out songs from a few lyrics. She barely noticed when Peter skated up to her.
“Do you want to skate with me?” he asked.
“Sure.” Harper took his hand and they skated into the rink together.
It was hard skating with someone else. Harper had to concentrate on keeping her speed consistent with Peter’s and holding his hand. Peter was taller than Harper by a few inches so his stride was a little longer than hers. He was constantly slowing down and speeding up so they could get in sync. He smiled at her a few times but didn’t say much. That was okay with Harper; it allowed her to listen to the song more closely and skate in time to it. Peter’s hand was a little sweaty; Harper wondered if he was nervous. Maybe that was why he didn’t say anything. Harper saw her mom as they passed by where she was standing. Mrs. Monroe was taking pictures of her and Peter. Awesome, Harper thought. Her mom would tell her siblings and Harper would never hear the end of it, especially from her sister.
As the song came to an end, Harper and Peter skated back to where they started. “Thanks for skating with me,” Peter said shyly.
“It was fun.” Harper smiled at him.
She turned to exit the rink. At the same time, Peter skated closer to her and quickly kissed her on the cheek. He sped off before she could say anything as a Huey Lewis & the News song began to play. Harper stood there for a minute, a little shocked by what had just happened.
Her first kiss. It probably didn’t count since it was only on the cheek  but still it had happened. Had her friends seen it? Had her mom? What did she do next? Before she could do anything, Sophie started skating towards her.
“And you didn’t want to couple skate!” Sophie had definitely seen the kiss. She grabbed Harper’s hand and skated them over to the cake. “Peter likes you,” she whispered.
“That’s cool.” Harper wanted to appear cool with this despite the fact that she was freaking out on the inside.
Before the conversation could continue, Sophie’s mom called the girls and everyone else over for cake. Harper stood next to her best friend as the group sang “Happy Birthday.” In the seconds before Sophie blew out her candles, Harper savored the glow of the candles and snuck a look at Peter. He smiled at her. She smiled back and quickly looked away. Skating parties were pretty fun after all.

Saturday, May 2, 2020

Transient Suburbia: Chapters 1 and 2

Today is the day! As I shared last week, I've decided to share my 2014 National Novel Writing Month novel, Transient Suburbia, here on the Island. I'll post up to four chapters at a time, depending on the pacing, for your enjoyment. I hope you enjoy it!


Transient Suburbia
Part One: Pen Pals

Chapter One 

Mrs. Henderson’s 4th Grade Class, September 19, 1988
Harper was getting impatient. Today was the day. She had been waiting for this day since the first week of school. Today was the day her class would receive their pen pal assignments. Fourth grade was serious business; they switched classes now for math, French, and art. She was learning fractions and multiplication tables. Lockers replaced cubbies. Harper felt very grown-up. She felt more responsible and mature and wanted everyone to know it. She wanted to connect to the world outside of Dothan, Alabama. She knew there was more to life than peanut festivals and Azalea Trail Maids. Today, when she received her pen pal’s information, it would be a step in proving that theory.
Harper Monroe was nine and had already lived in three states. Her dad worked for the Army, although he wasn’t in the Army, and they moved every two or three years. Her father called every move “an adventure” and Harper loved that idea. Her siblings, Flannery and Walker, were five years older and less interested in adventure. Her sister just wanted to be popular and pretty and Walker went along with whatever Flannery said. Since they were twins, they often treated Harper like a pet rather than a sister. Her mother called her thoughtful; her sister called her a pest.
This was her second school; she had gone to kindergarten in Ohio and now she was in elementary school here. She loved school and books and reading and music. For Harper, books were the most important thing in the world. Once she learned to read, no one could stop her. She took weekly trips to the library with her dad (she would have liked it to be daily but her dad said that was too much). The librarian knew her and always made recommendations and called her “Francie” after the character in the A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, a book Harper was not yet allowed to read. She looked forward to the day that she would be able to read that book and To Kill a Mockingbird since she was named after the author, Harper Lee. She wanted to be a writer someday.
Harper fidgeted at her desk. The morning was dragging on and on. Mrs. Henderson was her favorite teacher but this vocabulary review was killing her. Harper aced the quiz this week and was barely listening to her classmates use the words in sentences as a review. She didn’t hear Mrs. Henderson calling her name.

“Harper! Harper, are you listening?” Mrs. Henderson knew the answer but asked anyway. She liked Harper a lot and knew the girl was very smart. Mrs. Henderson thought Harper was probably bored in class but there wasn’t currently an alternative. The gifted program had been cut so Harper had to stay in this class. Mrs. Henderson encouraged her reading and had recently started encouraging her to write more. She also let these little daydreaming moments slide.
“Sorry Mrs. Henderson.” Harper blushed as some of her classmates laughed. Her friend Sophie made a face at her. Harper hated it when she got caught not paying attention.
“Stay with us, Harper. I asked you to use “captive” in a sentence.” Mrs. Henderson smiled at Harper.
Harper thought for a minute. Captive was both a noun and an adjective. Both forms had been on the quiz. Which one should she choose? She opted for using it as an adjective.
“Mrs. Henderson held the pen pal assignments captive all morning long making it hard to pay attention.” Harper smiled at her clever use of the word captive.
Mrs. Henderson laughed a little under her breath. “That’s an excellent use of the adjective form of captive. Can anyone use it as a noun?” She called on Peter to answer her question. As she turned to him, she looked at Harper and mouthed, “After lunch.”
Harper was disappointed. That was so far away. How would she make it through math (stupid long division), PE (stupid dodgeball), and lunch (adequate sandwich)? Didn’t Mrs. Henderson know that pen pal assignment day was the most important day of all time? Didn’t she understand how much this was torturing Harper? She was a captive (noun) of fourth grade vocab and long division. The afternoon could not come fast enough.

Chapter Two

Somehow, Harper survived the rest of the morning and lunch. She practiced being patient and focused on what was going on in class. She did okay on her math work; math was not her thing. She tried but it never made sense. At lunch, she gossiped with her friends as they started planning Sophie’s birthday party. It was going to be a boy/girl skating party, a first for all of them. The girls were very excited and had been obsessing about what to wear and who would skate with which boy in their class for the couple skates. Harper was in charge of decorations with her friend, Kelly. They were the creative ones in the group according to Sophie.
When they returned to class, they saw that Mrs. Henderson had the room set up differently. At the front there was a large box covered in stamps. Harper couldn’t tell if they were stamps or stickers but she didn’t really care. There was also a large map on the bulletin board and the screen was pulled over the chalkboard. It was finally time.
Harper had always wanted a pen pal. Her mom was the one who first told her about pen pals. She had one when she was younger. She showed Harper some of the letters she saved from her pen pal; all girly script and stickers. They had fallen out of touch at some point as people did, or so her mom said. Her mother got that dreamy look she often got when she talked about her childhood. Harper loved to listen to these stories; her mom’s childhood memories sounded so romantic and charming kind of like an old movie.
Since that conversation, Harper imagined what her pen pal would be like. She would be nine just like Harper. Her pen pal would live in a big city like New York or Los Angeles instead of a small town like Dothan. They would share the same favorite books and tv shows but would also find things to introduce to one another. Harper would be able to tell her pen pal how much she disliked having twins as siblings. They would stay in touch forever and become lifelong friends. Maybe they’d be in each other’s weddings and vacation together (like her parents and their friends did).
In her heart, Harper knew this was probably not how the whole pen pal thing worked. She wasn’t naive (she heard that word on tv and looked it up) enough to think some stranger from another state would like her or that she would like them. But she hoped. A girl could dream.
At the front of the classroom a new map had been hung on the bulletin board. Harper guessed that Mrs. Henderson was planning to turn the pen pals project into some sort of geography lesson. Where would her pen pal live? Was it better than Dothan? As Harper made her way to her desk, she noticed new supplies waiting. Mrs. Henderson had placed two new pens on each person’s desk. Pens! Homework had to be done in pencil so the idea of pens was too exciting. Harper examined the pens as the rest of the class made their way to their seats. They were regular Bic ballpoint pens; one blue, one black. These were the same pens Harper’s mom used for her grocery lists and paying bills. Ballpoint pens signified adulthood and responsibility. Harper was ready for the responsibility of a ballpoint pen.
Mrs. Henderson finally closed the classroom door as the end of lunch bell rang. She took what seemed like centuries to get the class settled. After lunch was always a challenge; there was too much energy and movement. Mrs. Henderson liked to give her class a quick active task to get them to settle down and burn off some of the lunchtime energy.
“Alright let’s get started. As Harper reminded us during our vocabulary review, today is the day we start our pen pal project. We are one of three schools in Alabama participating this year. Each of you has been assigned a pen pal from another state. You’ll get your assignment in a few minutes.”
Harper did all she could to focus her attention on what Mrs. Henderson was saying. What she really wanted to do was jump out of her seat and go through the box and find her pen pal. She showed tremendous restraint. She didn’t want her behavior to impact her match. Harper didn’t really know how that would happen, but she couldn’t take that chance.
“Before I introduce you to your pen pals, let’s talk about our new map. Who can find Alabama on the map?” All hands shot up. “Good. Now, how many of you were born in Dothan?”
Six hands went up. “Each of you come up and grab a blue pin.”
The group went up to the map and grabbed their pins. Tony, the most popular boy in class, found Dothan and they planted their pins. Mrs. Henderson moved onto students born in Alabama (twelve people) then to a Southern state (six people), and then Harper and James. Harper was born in Michigan and James in New York. Their pins were the furthest away from Dothan.
“Once you “meet” your pen pal you’ll use a red pin to plot where they live. We’ll connect them to Dothan and to the other locations on our map so we can learn more about the different places we come from. Like show and tell except about a place instead of a thing.” Mrs. Henderson looked at her students and saw blank stares. She was hoping that this pen pal project would get them all excited about exploring new places. Mrs. Henderson never considered that she might be expecting too much from her class.
“Each of you will receive your starter pen pal kit. Remember when we filled out those biography sheets and wrote about ourselves? Well, those sheets were used to match each of you with a pen pal. Inside your kit, you’ll see a similar sheet about your pen pal.” Mrs. Henderson started passing out the kits.
Harper sat in the fourth row and the fifth seat. She was basically last and the wait was agony. As Mrs. Henderson passed out the kits, she explained that the kits each included stamps, stationery and envelopes, and an assignment book they would use throughout the project. There were a few questions from the group about how pen pals were matched and how many letters they would have to write. Mrs. Henderson answered them all.
“Today we’ll start with some basic letter writing exercises to get y’all started. We’ll practice our writing and using our new vocabulary words. You won’t have to to turn in all of your letters but we will go over letters in class throughout the next few weeks.” Mrs. Henderson was almost to Harper’s row.
“You’ll also have to share things about your pen pal one time per month. This will help us all learn about new places and people.” The last packet made it back to the last student in class.
“Now that everyone has their kit, I’ll give you a few minutes to read about your pen pal. Then we’ll start our first lesson on greeting and salutations.” Mrs. Henderson dramatically pulled up the screen at the front of the room. Different greetings were written all over the board.
Harper didn’t notice. She tuned out her classmates as soon her kit arrived at her desk. The kit was a large envelope. Her name was across the top in bold orange lettering. Harper thought that was a good sign since orange was her favorite color. Postage stamps and passport stamps made up the background. Harper opened her envelope and removed each item, inspecting everything carefully.
The stationery was white and lined. There were geometric patterns along the bottom edge in different colors; blues, greens, and a bold orange Harper loved immediately. The envelopes had the same design. Harper had never had her own stationery before. It was as amazing as the pens. Next was a book of twenty first class stamps. Flags. Not her favorite stamps, her dad let her pick the stamps at the post office, but they’d get her letters there. The assignment book was next. She put that to the side. She knew she’d be spending lots of time on the lessons. The only item left was her pen pal sheet. She would finally know her new friend. Weeks of waiting would finally be over. Harper would have a new friend.
She slowly pulled the sheet from the envelope. She said a final wish for the perfect pen pal. She turned the paper over slowly like a big reveal on a game show. She looked for a name and her jaw dropped.
Her pen pal was a boy.
How could this be? This wasn’t what she had imagined. What would she talk to a boy about? There had to be a mistake. A boy? It made no sense.
Benjamin Riggs, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Harper couldn’t focus her eyes enough to read the rest of the sheet. It all blurred together. She was fighting tears. She would not cry in class. Mrs. Henderson would fix this. Ten minutes flew by and Harper tried to focus on the lesson on greetings and how to begin a letter.
“Your first letter is due this Friday. You’ll need to use what we learned today in your letter. Start short, ask a few questions, and tell your pen pal a little bit about yourself. The next letter will be easier to write. Each letter will get easier to write, I promise.” Mrs. Henderson’s voice was encouraging.
She went on to explain that each student would be responsible for twenty letters. Mrs. Henderson would not read them but would mail the letters so everyone would get credit. They would receive their letters at home. She encouraged them to write more frequently if they wanted to. If they needed help there would be writing time during the week. “Let’s get started with greetings and salutations. Please take out your composition books and put away your kits for now. We’ll have some time at the end of the day to work on letters.” Mrs. Henderson took the class through a lesson on greetings and practice letter writing. The afternoon sped by.
Before Harper knew it, the final bell rang and the class gathered their books and pen pal kits. The mad rush to buses and the pickup line began in earnest. Harper was a walker; she waited for her brother or sister to pick her up and they walked home together. She took her time gathering her books and homework. She wanted her classmates gone before she talked to Mrs. Henderson. She tentatively approached Mrs. Henderson’s desk.
"Do you need something Harper? Your brother is probably waiting for you.”
Harper hesitated. She wasn’t sure how to start so she just blurted it out. “Mrs. Henderson, I need a new pen pal. They gave me a boy. I can’t write to a boy.” Harper was beyond upset and burst into tears.
Mrs. Henderson patted Harper on the hand, “Harper, it’s going to be okay. You talk to boys all the time at school and you do just fine.” She grabbed a Kleenex from the box on her desk, handing it to Harper.
“But what if he doesn’t like anything that I like? What if he’s mean? What if we don’t have anything to say? I don’t want to write to a boy.” Harper continued to protest.
Mrs. Henderson smiled at Harper but didn’t want to let the girl out of this. She knew that this was the kind of challenge Harper needed; it would give her an opportunity to be different from the rest of the class.“You need to think of this as a challenge like the extra books you read and the writing I’ve asked you to do. I know you like a challenge. You can do this.”
The word challenge hit Harper. She understood that word and knew in her heart that Mrs. Henderson was right. She was upset given that she had her heart set on having a pen pal more like her but she could do this. Maybe he would be nice and they’d like some of the same tv shows. Maybe there was nothing wrong with having a boy for a pen pal. Maybe.
Harper wiped her eyes with the Kleenex and sniffled a bit before replying, “Okay Mrs. Henderson. I’ll try my best.”
“Just remember that letter writing is about being yourself. Just be you and you’ll be great.”
“Thank you, Mrs. Henderson. I’ll see you tomorrow.”
Harper gathered her book bag and waved goodbye to her teacher. She had to figure out how to be herself and talk to a boy in a letter. Easiest thing in the world.

Sunday, April 26, 2020

Coming Soon: A story in multiple parts

Before I dive into today's post, I want to remind everyone of a few things:
  1. Don't ingest bleach, detergent, cleaning products, hand sanitizer, and things like laundry and dishwasher pods.
  2. Sarcasm is not an appropriate form of communication if you're say, the president of a country addressing the public during a global pandemic. 
  3. Also, that's not how sarcasm works. 
Moving on.

Back in 2014, I participated in National Novel Writing Month for the second year and the end product, Transient Suburbia, is my favorite thing I've written. I did one more NaNoWriMo the following year, but 2014 was really the best. I had an idea that I loved about music, travel, and the power of the mail, three of my very favorite things. I finished during within the one month time limit of NaNoWriMo, and worked on the novel on and off for about a year after. A few of my friends read it and seemed to like it, which was pretty cool. 

In 2017 I was about to go on a trip to Nashville, a city I've never visited, but one that was central to the college years of my main character. The trip was a research trip, so I'd plan to do so many things. A few days before I was supposed to go, my aunt died and I canceled the trip to go to Michigan for her funeral. While I was in Michigan, I was laid off from my job by the company I was working for at the time (yes, they called me while I was out of the office attending a funeral...people suck). When I came back, I put the novel away. I didn't want my grief over my aunt's death and my job situation to ruin the story for me. I felt like I would somehow taint the story if I worked on it while I was so angry and sad and frustrated. I did, eventually, write another chapter, but I don't think it's quite right so I put it away again. 

As the reality of our new world of staying at home set in, I made a list of things I was going to work on while having to stay home. I put Transient Suburbia on the list, towards the bottom, but on the list. I figured it would take me a few weeks to do some of the other things, particularly the commissioned embroidery piece I finished recently and a few home improvement projects. I also decided to make a bunch of postcards and bake a bunch of stuff, so the novel keeps getting pushed to the end of the list. While I was writing last week's post about postcards, I got the idea to post the novel here, a few chapters at a time. If I do it this way, I have to spend time each week reviewing and editing my work, and my lovely Island readers get a little bit of entertainment while staying home trying to figure out what to binge watch and, more importantly, not giving yourself bangs. We're still not at the stage of staying home where anyone who isn't a trained professional should give themselves bangs. Put the scissors down. Now.

Starting next weekend, I'll post 1-3 chapters of Transient Suburbia per week. I'll try to be consistent and post on Saturdays, but a lot will depend on my ability to edit during the week, so an occasional post may come out on Sunday. There are around 30 chapters, but since the chapters vary in length and it may make more sense to share more one week than another, this is going to last well beyond when the Virginia stay at home order ends. I'd love to hear what you think, but also no big deal if you don't want to read it or don't want to share any feedback. This is an exercise for me to be more accountable for the things I create, and to finally say this novel is finished.

I hope you'll join me each week as I introduce you to the world of Transient Suburbia. Sometime this summer, we'll return to your regularly schedule Island posts including some Lazy Movie weekends (which is everyday now), a new Ask a Cat post, and some reminders about voting. 

Sunday, April 19, 2020

Postcards from the Edge

I went to Walmart this week. I rarely go to Walmart. I'm a Target person. One of the things I miss right now is going to Target and wandering, with no actual purchasing needs in mind. As one of my friends recently asked on Facebook, do you think Target misses me?

Anyway, I went to Walmart because, according to their online in-store stock listings, both of the Walmarts by me (there are two within a ten minutes in either direction) had paper towels in stock. Having a cat who occasionally eats too fast and throws up his breakfast means I need paper towels. So I decided to brave Walmart, get paper towels and pick up a few cleaning items I needed if they had them. I also ended up with Blue Bell ice cream; whatever deity is guiding us must have known what was going to happen at the end of my trip so she made sure Walmart was fully stocked with my favorite brand of ice cream.

My Walmart experience was actually better than the other stores I've been to. They have tape on the floor every six feet for you to stand at when waiting in line, aisles have directional arrows, and they're limiting the number of people inside. Walmart is also larger so it didn't feel like I was cramped in with people. They were fairly well stocked; some of the usual suspects were out, but what can we do with people unnecessarily hoarding flour and yeast? I walked to the checkout lines feeling like this was the best trip to Walmart of my entire life. And then I got into the line. It wasn't the waiting in line that got me. It was what happened while I was in line.

In front of me was a couple; I'm not sure what their relationship to one another was. With everyone wearing masks, it's harder to tell age, but they were either a young mother and her older son or maybe nephew or a couple couple. My guess is mother and son; I think he was in his late teens and she was a younger mom. In front of them was a woman by herself, probably a few years older than me. When I got in the line they were exchanging some heated words, and it escalated from there. The couple was standing within their six feet distanced box, but she asked him to move back more. He did, but it wasn't good enough for her. She started yelling at them, calling them all sorts of obscenities, including the c-word. Loudly, in line at Walmart. The guy said something back, but I couldn't hear it clearly with the mask, and that set her off even more. No one did anything, so of course, I had to say something. I asked them both to ignore each other and stay in their lane (literally). The single woman told me to eff off and stay out it. I told her it's hard to stay out of something when you're yelling loudly at people who aren't doing anything wrong. She called me a bitch. The guy started to say something to her, and she responded by taking things from his cart and throwing them at him. A Walmart employee finally stopped, asking me what was going on. I explained, he got another employee (maybe a manager?) who asked me some questions. By the time, he showed up, the woman stopped and the couple was quiet. The two Walmart guys stayed in the aisles nearby until the woman checked out (buying cigarettes and one of those customizable light boxes people use for motivational sayings). I finally got through the line and drove home, having spent two hours of my life at Walmart getting yelled at by a stranger.

When this week started, I was determined to have a good week. The week prior had been my week of feeling like I was failing at everything and accomplishing nothing. Everyone has probably had this exact week or day since staying at home. I wanted to start the week off strong, focusing on getting some tough work tasks completed, and finding something fun to do that wasn't binge watching past seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race (although I really enjoyed re-watching Season 6). I considered a few things: taking up long distance walks (the weather didn't really cooperate this week), reorganizing my craft room, going through my CDs again. None of these things seemed right. What I realized is that they were all about me, and what I was craving was something that would be about connecting with other people.

I decided to send postcards.


I have just over 100 postcards that I've purchased and saved over the years. Whenever I travel, I buy a few cards to send immediately and a few to bring home. The cards have been sitting in a box for years, taking up space and without purpose. So I decided to send postcards to people. I love sending and receiving mail. I've kept every postcards I've ever received since my dad sent me my first postcard in 1987. The Postal Museum is one of my favorite museums. And of course, the US Postal Service is in danger of closing. The 45 will bail out cruise lines, but not an essential service like the Post Office, which is actually in the Constitution. It just shows you how little the 45 knows about the governing document of this country.

But let's not ruin things by talking about him.

After I settled on the idea of sending postcards, my mind started to work as it does. In addition to the 100 travel postcards, I found over 40 plain brown cards I use for Groundhog Day cards. I decided to make some unique cards to send to people as well. Since Monday, I've made six embroidered cards (something I've been wanting to do forever), some stamped cards, cards with stuff I didn't use for Nyx purses, and I'm in the process of making glitter cards. Some of these cards were designed with specific people in mind; most were not. My plan is to send at least one card to everyone in my address book. Once I've gone through everyone, I'll start again until I run out of cards to send.

Since announcing this plan, I've gotten addresses from people I only really talk to online (friends from high school and college, a former coworker I haven't spoken to in four years), and requests from people who don't want a card for themselves, but for someone in their life who could use a little cheering up during this time. Other people have decided to send cards too, placing online orders for stamps and helping to support the Post Office one card at a time. I got my first card in the mail yesterday, from Anita, who also loves sending postcards.

As I recounted the Walmart story during to my friends during our virtual wine and crafts day yesterday, I worked on these handmade cards. Each stitch and shake of glitter is a way of erasing a little bit of the ugly of my Walmart encounter. We all have to make a lot of choices right now. It's a choice to yell at people and throw paper towels at them in the middle of a Walmart. It's a choice to call a stranger who was only trying to help a bitch. It's a choice to protest stay at home orders that are meant to keep people safe, and not seeing the irony in wearing masks while doing so. It's a choice to follow the physical distancing guidelines and wear masks in public places. It's a choice to be angry at a person for having a tantrum in public. It's a choice to let it go and realize you don't know what's going on in their life right now and being angry at them isn't going to solve anything. It's a choice to send a postcard to a friend or a stranger to let them know someone is thinking about them.

I'm choosing to send postcards.

Question for loyal Island readers: I participated in National Novel Writing Month for the last time in 2016. I finished my novel Transient Suburbia, and have worked on it on and off since finishing. I let a few friends read the entire novel, but haven't really done much with it since mid-2017. I shared a few chapters here on the Island during NaNoWriMo. My question is: would you want to read the entire novel, a chapter or two at a time over the next several weeks? I want to do something with this novel. I love it very much, but have been hesitant to do anything with it outside of sharing it with friends. Sharing it here, a few chapters at a time, feels like a fun way for us to pass the time together and you can let me know if you like it or not. Share you thoughts in the comments!

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Lazy Movie Weekend: Tiger print is my new favorite color

BIG DISCLAIMER: No one needs to own a big cat as a pet or as a roadside attraction. There is zero reason for this to be a thing, except the egos of people involved. The people featured in the docuseries, Tiger King, are all very different versions of the same exploitative person. So while I'm going to talk at length today about the show, it's not because I support these people or think they deserve any accolades for what they do. I can't help being fascinated by them and the phenomenon that is Tiger King.  

Also - SPOILERS. 

We've come to the point in 2020 where nothing seems normal and everything is on fire. We're only three months into the year! How is that even possible? I feel like I've lived an entire year in the last week. This new reality makes fiction seem like fact and fact seem like fantasy. Of course, that means it's the perfect time for the greatest docuseries of all time to make its way into our lives.

If you haven't watched the Netflix docuseries, Tiger King yet than I'm not sure what you're doing with your inside kid life. Like most things Netflix, it's fast become the thing everyone is talking about and no one seems to be able to fully comprehend. My new favorite hobby is talking to people right after they watch the first episode, and then telling them "wait, it's only going to get more bananas for here." Unlike most documentaries, even the wild ones, Tiger King doesn't follow the traditional narrative arc of backstory, crazy/inappropriate/horrible thing happens, investigation, resolution. Just when you think it's going to plateau, something else happens that's more bizarre than the last bizarre thing that happened. Hats off to the filmmakers for completely shattering my perception of the narrative arc. Bravo.

As filmmakers Eric Goode and Rebecca Chaiklin set out to make a movie about the exploitation of big cats at roadside zoos and attractions, but it became something entirely different (although they do focus on the negatives of these attractions, but it's not the focus). Goode, a conservationist, was making a film about the venomous snake trade (also a thing - I've learned so much and we're only on the first episode) when he stumbled upon the super shady world of big cat owners and sellers. The series follows the life of one particular person in this world, Joe Exotic (not his real name). There's so much more to say about the "plot" of the series, but really, nothing I write will do it justice. If you haven't watched it, watch it. If you have, let's move on to the most important point of discussion about the series:


Tiger King is as watchable as it is because of the slice of humanity that make up the world of the series. We're introduced to the two main players, Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin, as they relate to one another. Joe runs his roadside zoo, Carole believes big cats shouldn't be in cages and wants to shut Joe's operation down, while also running an animal "sanctuary" where big cats can live out the rest of their lives (in cages). This should be an easy sell; we have a villain and a hero. If it were that simple, everyone wouldn't be talking about this show. We're also introduced to Doc Antle, Joe's "mentor" (maybe? sorta?), another big player in the big cat exhibition world. There's also a former drug dealer (who says he's the inspiration for the main character in Scarface), a guy who's probably/definitely a serial killer, lots of ex-cons, Carole's second husband, Joe's husbands (more on this shortly), and an employee of Joe's who is the person I'd like to see get their own series. Joe is not necessarily the villain, and Carole is not necessarily the hero. And Doc, well, he's probably an actual cult leader.

With all of this being said, the most "important" question of 2020 remains: which "cult" leader do you choose? As I pondered this question, I realized it's not an easy answer. All three of them are problematic, and definitely not on the right side of the moral issues around keeping big cats (and other animals) in captivity for private use. Yes, they've provided space for these animals, but they shouldn't have them in the first place. And they definitely (I'm looking at you, Joe and Doc) shouldn't be selling them (although both would say they don't do that). So the only thing that makes sense is to do what we all do when needing to make a really important decision:

Let's make a pro/con list.

I enlisted the help of friends on Facebook, from work, and random people on the internet to come up with a handy pro/con list to help me, and maybe you, make up your mind about which tiger cult leader to follow. We're living in strange times, where our political leaders are failing us (well, one very specific political leader is failing us), so knowing where your tiger cult leader allegiance lies could be considered currency in this new world.

Naturally, we begin with Joe.

Pros
  • Fashion icon in a "if you ever wondered what a gay tiger cult leader who lives in Oklahoma and has a mullet would look like" kind of way.
  • Supports diversity in hiring practices if diversity means "probably did time." 
  • Lots of access to pyrotechnics/explosives 
  • The music videos! "Here Kitty, Kitty" is art. 
  • Makes Thanksgiving dinner for his community. 
  • His husbands. One of the most surprising things about Joe is that he somehow convinces multiple men to marry him. I guess it's the tigers and probably the meth? John is my favorite, and deserves all the happiness the world has to offer him. 
  • Ran for governor of Oklahoma (he got 19% of the vote). He also ran for President in 2016. He's clearly civic-minded. 
Cons
  • So much meth (and probably a bunch of other drugs). 
  • His misogyny. I get it, you don't like Carole, but the misogyny is awful. His hatred of Carole leads me to believe he might have a larger issue with hating women in general.
  • Abusive behavior toward the animals. It's implied that others abuse or mistreat their animals, but we actually see Joe do it on camera. 
  • Ability to attract a person to his circle who is probably/definitely a serial killer or rapist.  
  • He ran for President in 2016
  • He "killed" Michael Jackson's alligators. (Michael Jackson is not mentioned in the series. Let that process for a minute. This show is so wild that he is not referenced at all.)
  • You'd have to live in a van down by the river and eat expired Wal-Mart meat. 

Moving on to Carole.

Pros
  • FASHION ICON! There is no doubt about it, Carole is a fashion icon. Her cute kitten hats, her white lady at a farmers market peasant tops, her getting down to business khaki capri pants, this woman rocks them all. Fashion Icon.
  • Access to a really lovely bike trail so you can enjoy nature and make awkwardly sincere videos while riding a bike. 
  • Her current husband, Howard, seems like a nice dude. Delusional, but nice. 
  • Understands how social media works, and uses this power to build an "empire." 
  • Is trying to get laws enacted at the federal level to stop big cat trading and breeding in the US.
  • From now on, "Hey all you cool cats and kittens" is the only way to start a meeting or greet people.
Cons
  • Laughs at super inappropriate times in a way that makes everything and everyone super uncomfortable
  • Might have a stash of sardine oil on her person or property at all times
  • Actually created a cult-like system of volunteer classification (shirt colors and timelines for moving from one volunteer level to another). 
  • Doesn't pay anyone.
  • Possibly involved with the death of her second husband, Don. I don't personally believe that Carole killed her husband, but I also don't believe she doesn't know more than she's letting on. It's the nervous laughter. Maybe the Don't F**ck with Cats team can reunite and solve this case for us. I'd watch that show everyday. 
  • Still keeps big cats in cages. 

And finally, Doc.

Pros
  • Have you seen the property? It's definitely the nicest of the three and looks like it's well taken care of.
  • You're free to leave "at any time" - seems legit.
  • Celebrities! Doc has a following and support from a lot of very famous people. 
  • He was featured in Britney Spears's iconic performance of "Slave 4 U" at the VMAs. Everyone talks about the snake, so we all forgot there are big cats on stage too. (Also not mentioned in the series.)
  • On camera, appears to genuinely love the animals he owns. 
  • Myrtle Beach is nice. 
Cons
  • Controls the bodies/weight/wardrobe of his female staff. This includes "consensual" body enhancements. (Note: at least two of my friends placed the enhancements item in the Pro list, but I don't agree.)
  • Refers to himself as "lord" or "master of the universe." Seriously. 
  • You have to work all the time. It sounds like a 90-98 hour work week for about $100. 
  • Questionable practices with baby tiger cubs. One former employee talked about a cub she cared for every day, and then one day, he was gone. She never found out what happened to him. (Antle's property has been raided, but nothing has come of this.) 
  • His ponytail.
I don't know, y'all. I'm still not sure which tiger cult leader to follow. Most days, I'm in the Carole camp. She's a strong lady, runs her own business, but the inappropriate laugh gets me every time. Doc is out for me; there are enough old, white men in the world trying to tell women what to do with their bodies. We don't need another one, even if he has tiger cubs. Then there's Joe - the reason we're all talking about this show. Without Joe Exotic there would be no Tiger King, but is that enough to cement my following his tiger cult? I don't know.

All I can say is thank you, Netflix. Just when I thought Nailed It was the best gift you could ever give me, you rolled out Tiger King. What's next? How can you possibly top Tiger King?

Thank you to everyone who contributed to the pro/con lists. You're the best!

Note: There are actual sanctuaries in the world helping to protect these beautiful animals. We can support organizations like Panthera and others who work to protect big cats and their homes.

All the memes I used are listed in one of these posts with the original source: